…just for the look, and also to make the experience more authentic.

While passing through one of the many Chinatowns that we find ourselves in during a given week, Gilbere and I decided to sit down for some real Chinese food.  Since I’m so daring, I went out on a limb and ordered fried rice.  Can you hear my sarcasm?  Anybody knows Gilbere will not be shocked to find out that he went with the fried squid and bean curd vegetable something-or-other, with hot herbal tea (in the summer time). Haha.

Apparently, this is what we ordered. Who can translate this line for line? I can’t tell if these are average Chinese characters or if our waiter had bad handwriting as well.

Name that fortune. Which is Dizzy’s and which is Gilbere’s?